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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

TRACK NAME: Chandelier (Cover)
ALBUM TITLE: Little Black Dress Tour
ARTIST: Sara Bareilles
PLAY COUNT: 22282
TRACK NAME: Vegas Lights
ALBUM TITLE: Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die
ARTIST: Panic! At The Disco
PLAY COUNT: 32971
TRACK NAME: It's Crazy
ALBUM TITLE:
ARTIST:
PLAY COUNT: 178373

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

she wears short shorts, i wear a prison uniform

chronic-genderbender:

She’s cheer captain and 

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”